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Bookstore Chronicles: Switch Comedies, Fake Words, Loose Adaptations
I went to the theater with my girlfriend Margie. We bought tickets to see The Firm and sat in the last row making out the whole time. I was trying to do what they say can never be done — go home again or recapture the past.