The Toast may be closing its doors soon, but that doesn't mean it isn't still putting out hilarious pieces. This week, it's Vape Aficionado's Guide to Finding a Token Lady-Writer, featuring such gems as: "Margaret Atwood: Because she’s good at Twitter and you forgot how to spell 'Le Guin,'" and "George Eliot: Whoops, you thought George was a dude, didn’t you? Purely accidental, but it still counts!"
"In the days after the procedure I was sometimes so exhausted by movement that I would wait patiently for someone to come in and give me a paper cup of pills that was almost, not quite, out of my reach. But somehow, I would always contrive to get my pen in my hand, however far it had rolled... When Virginia Woolf’s doctors forbade her to write, she obeyed them. Which makes me ask, what kind of wuss was Woolf?" Hilary Mantel writes a diary on hospitalization for the London Review of Books.
“Garth Greenwell’s project with What Belongs to You is to remind us how illicit cruising and anonymous sex figure within the modern gay identity. As the gay marriage movement helps sanitize (and de-sexualize) queerness, Greenwell brings the dark and sordid elements of sex and promiscuity back into sharp relief.” Over at Pacific Standard, Nathan Smith writes on the new gay novel. Pair with the Millions review of Greenwell’s book.
Eve Ewing recently released her debut poetry collection, Electric Arches, and we dubbed it one of our must-read poetry books last month. Year in Reading alum (and another Millions favorite) Kiese Laymon called her for a Guernica magazine interview and the result is a wonderful discussion on shea butter, Jordans, writing with young people as her primary audience and Assata Shakur as a literary inspiration.
David Roberts spent 12 hours in front of a screen everyday, frequently hit the daily tweet limit, and saw "every sunset as a potential Instagram." So he decided to quit the internet for a year and lived to tell the tale for Outside. Yet disconnecting isn't as easy as signing off Twitter. "One striking feature of the digital-self-help literature is that it treats distraction, overload, and frazzlement almost entirely as personal challenges. If you’re stressed out and unable to concentrate, you’re not enlightened enough. Meditate harder." Pair with: What's it like to be from the last generation to remember life before the internet and our own Edan Lepucki's (slightly shorter) social media detox.