Surely you’ve heard the hype by now. Surely you’ve seen someone blushing and shifting their eyes askance while reading this book in public. Well, now you can get a taste of what the fuss is all about. You can read the beginning of Alissa Nutting’s Tampa courtesy of Dzanc Books and The Collagist.
“He’s too good-looking”
A Finalist in Our Midst
Sometime Millions contributor Bezalel Stern has been named a finalist in this week's New Yorker cartoon caption contest. We think he's got a chance at winning this thing.
Your Life Will Change
"Your shipment of personal copies will never arrive. Your publisher will not be able to track their fate, nor replace them. A week will pass and you will wander into the animal shelter at a nearby strip mall and find a dog cage lined with the urine-soaked pages of your book. Your eyes will meet the eyes of the miniature schnauzer that resides in your shredded work. You’ll think: this is fate. But the adoption center won’t approve your application because you can’t claim any substantial income." Electric Literature has compiled the "The Ten Ways Your Life Will Change After You Publish Your First Book," so you can't say you weren't warned.
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“What they are, what they should be”
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Another Under-40 on “20 Under 40”
Hitherto a Benedictine of the affectless, Tao Lin offers an appealingly unhinged take on The New Yorker's "20 Under 40 List" at Canteen.
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Bukowski’s Rules
Want to write like Charles Bukowski? Just follow these simple rules.