Sentenced to Death

Curiosities
August 13, 2012

Brace yourself for disgusting, convoluted metaphors and run-on sentences. The winners of the 2012 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the worst opening sentence to an imaginary novel have been announced.

is an intern for The Millions. He is currently studying English and Russian at Columbia University.

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