I'm not sure you could tell me anything so despicable, so foul, so terrible and unholy about Roger Goodell -- he shanked Andrea Kremer at the Pro Bowl just to watcher her die, he runs a human-trafficking ring out of the Carolina Panthers' training camp, his favorite movie is a tie between the Adam Sandler remake of 'The Longest Yard' and 'Human Centipede' -- that I wouldn't believe.