Turns out the Streisand effect applies to book sales. The Wall Street Journal reports that banning a book in China causes sales to increase both at home and abroad. “These days, smothering someone is as good as crowning that person,” the article quotes a Chinese reader as saying. You could also read Deanna Fei on being a Chinese-American writer in China.
Need to spice up your writing? Try one of McSweeney's punctuation marks such as the Yellow-Winged Apostrophe, which likes "to 'peace out' of its obligation to indicate possession or contraction," or the Academic Ellipsis, which "is used by those who wish to demonstrate just how much more they know about how to use ellipses than you do."