We couldn't get enough of Mallory Ortberg's "Dirtbag Hamlet," and now she presents "Dirtbag Phantom Tollbooth." "KING AZAZ: Please, my dear boy! Without these sisters, our kingdom will decay into chaos MILO: sisters eh nice."
“There is no such thing as a true story. I know this because my daughter insists I told her to put her dirty dishes in the sink when I know I told her to put them in the dishwasher.” Over at The Rumpus, Ellen Urbani writes about telling the truth.
My (very) short story "Pretzel Girl" is up at FiveChapters; it's part of their second annual Infinite Chapters series, wherein a story is posted each day for a little over two weeks. So far, there are stories by Paul Yoon and Jami Attenberg, among others.