There Once Was a Girl from Secaucus

February 9, 2015

“Who cares if I really hate sports
And for work, he writes ‘baseball reports’?
It’s only one date
I mean, this could be fate!
Nope, nevermind, he’s the worst.”
Limericks for lost online dates.

is a staff writer for The Millions. He lives in New York.

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