“I am Eloise. I am forty-six.” It doesn’t get more charming than that.
Eloise today
Everything Is Interesting
"Baker is such a wonderful prose stylist that he could probably get away with publishing his diary—which, for epic stretches, is what Substitute feels like." Over at The Nation, Evan Kindley reviews Nicholson Baker's latest, a 700-plus-page non-fiction exploration of substitute teaching. Spoiler: it's not as sexy as Baker's other work. If it's the sex you want, see our primer on Baker's novels; also immensely entertaining, our interview with the author from 2013.
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Our Vampire Lit is Vintage
“Why, hello there! — I was just appraising some rare PDFs in the back room when I heard you come in. Feel free to peruse our inventory, and if you have any questions, please allow me—one of the world’s foremost authorities on and purveyors of fine electronic books—to act as your steward through the wonderfully esoteric world of antique eBook collecting.”
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“I’ve known you and known you and known you.”
Recommended Reading: Delaney Nolan's recent piece in Guernica, "How I Gonna Bare My Neck Outside in the Sweat-Scared Morning."
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A Writer’s Writer
Amber Sparks investigates why short stories are overlooked. She writes, “Most people really don’t like short stories. And that includes lots of critics, who often seem to regard short story collections as a warm-up for the real thing.” Pair with Paul Vidich’s Millions piece about the future of the short story.
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Library Extension
A simple web browser extension will tell you if the book you're reading about online is available at your local library. Currently a Chrome version is available, and Firefox is on the way.
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“Neglect everything else.”
"I’ve got to be writing. I have a few ways to make sure I can carve out time. Part one: Neglect everything else. Part two: Get disciplined." David Mitchell writes about writing and the poetry of James Wright for The Atlantic. Pair with his story in tweets, "The Right Sort," and Brian Ted Jones's Millions review of The Bone Clocks.
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