We cover a decent number of literary awards here at The Millions, but we, like most magazines, have a tendency to focus on the present. At the LARB, Andrew Nicholls makes up for this by recounting the very first book awards, in which Mooluu’s “The Beast Attacked” goes head-to-head with Kurtan the Elder’s “Why Half My Face is Missing.” You could also read our own Mark O’Connell on why we care about literary prizes to begin with.
Best Original Cave Painting
YiR, BOMB Edition
"It's not often that I find myself brandishing my copy and yelling, 'This book.This book! at my husband, but I had that pleasant, awed, envy-inducing reaction." We obviously love a good end-of-year reading roundup, and BOMB Magazine has "Looking Back on 2016" with entries from Jonathan Lethem, Will Chancellor, and other artists, writers, musicians, and filmmakers.
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This is a Curiosity-novel
In "kids these days" news, any book now counts as a "novel." There are fiction novels and nonfiction novels, recipe novels and poetry novels and picture novels and, less facetiously, a new novel told in letters of recommendation, Julie Schumacher's Dear Committee Members. And now that you've finished my three-sentence nonfiction digital novel, here's the world's longest novel, which clocks in at 3 million pages that I confess I have not read.
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Fair Warning for Writers
Joe Hiland, The Indiana Review's fiction editor, has some advice for writers who submit to his (or any) magazine. He also lists "the three types of stories I most often reject because I feel like I’ve read them before."
The Hype Cycle
Elif Batuman entertainingly muses on "hype" and resolves to "write five 5-star Amazon reviews this month of books I love by living authors."
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Say My Name
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Wood on JJS
Critic and occasional Millions commenter James Wood has added his own two cents to the growing collection of Pulphead reviews.
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Co-Laureates
Congratulations to Matthew Sage and Michael Bussmann for becoming co-Poet Laureates of Fort Collins, Colorado. Based on New York Magazine's calculations, however, their shared honor isn't likely to pay off monetarily any time soon.