“Usually, with a novel, you start with no idea what to do because your job is to create convincing characters and then they just run around getting crazy. The problem with writing a memoir, obviously, is you can’t do that because you sort of know what’s going to happen. Because you’re the character.” – Gary Shteyngart
Did Gollum have a vitamin D deficiency? In the Medical Journal of Australia, Joseph A. Hopkinson and Nicholas S. Hopkinson posit that the Lord of the Rings saga could've been prevented had the inhabitants of Middle Earth just gotten a little more sunlight. "Systematic textual analysis of The Hobbit supports our initial hypothesis that the triumph of good over evil may be assisted to some extent by the poor diet and lack of sunlight experienced by the evil characters."
"She told the students not to explain too much, that they could throw in expressions in Igbo or Yoruba or pidgin and trust the reader to get it. She told them that even if a story was autobiographical it should be shaped—that, for instance, although in life you could have ten close friends, in fiction you could not, because it was too confusing. She told them to avoid inflated language—'never purchase when you can buy.'" A delightful (and somewhat rare) long profile of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie in the New Yorker.
In case you missed it: JK Rowling just released a new Harry Potter short story on her own promotional website. Before you get too excited: the New Republic is less than sanguine, calling it "a marketing scam." (Code for: not very good writing?) Which is not going to keep me from reading it anyway. Readers with more restraint might note that "You don’t have to be a Barthesian grad student to chafe at Rowling’s impulse to clarify the words on the page." (Pair with our discussion of fan fiction and the afterlife of literature.)
At the Guardian, Brian Dillon writes about great creative minds who had fertile imaginations for the maladies that befell them.