Teenage Scum Tollbooth

March 5, 2014

We couldn’t get enough of Mallory Ortberg’sDirtbag Hamlet,” and now she presents “Dirtbag Phantom Tollbooth.” “KING AZAZ: Please, my dear boy! Without these sisters, our kingdom will decay into chaos MILO: sisters eh nice.”

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