Just in case you didn’t know, Mallory Ortberg gives you ways to tell if you’re in a Hemingway novel at The Toast. “Everyone you know respects you. This disgusts you.”
"The easiest way to appear to be well-read is to socialize exclusively with uncultured cretins, which simply won’t do, so instead you should subscribe to the New York Review of Books and read it religiously, committing to memory one idea from each piece and praying to achieve a casual air when, at a dinner party, fobbing off this insight as your own." Advice from Slate on how to appear well-read, with some bonus advice on how to actually become well-read, just for good measure.
Scientists confirmed recently that writers are more likely to struggle with mental illness (sometimes, as recently noted, due to syphilis). Since we're so used to our alcoholic literary greats, and a smattering of suicidal ones (Plath, Woolf, Thompson, Wallace--and many more), this comes as no great surprise. On a happier note, a new study using fMRIs and MFA students has found that writers show different brain patterns than "normal people" just writing: in fact they resemble "expert" thinking patterns of all professionals doing what they're best at--musicians, athletes, competitive Scrabble players. I don't know if I'm happier to learn the fMRIs found no gaping black holes, or that MFAs do in fact teach you something.
For 50 years, The New York Review of Books has written some of the best headlines in the business. Matthew Howard rounds up every headline. Our favorites include: "Don't Sing Your Crap," "How Unpleasant to Meet Mr. Baudelaire!", "Welcome to New Dork," "It's Your Fault, Henry James," and "Portrait of the Artist as a Paradox."
Next by James Hynes has been named the winner of The Believer Book Award, and it was announced Friday that Thomas Teal’s translation from the Swedish of Tove Jansson’s The True Deceiver took home the Best Translated Book Award. The book was competing with a shortlist of ten novels in translation.