Don’t Even Ask about the Goggles

August 28, 2013

Looking to show your fellow beachgoers just how rich and erudite you are? Then mosey on over to the Paris Review Store, where you can buy four pairs of nifty-looking swim trunks that each cost $320.

is a staff writer for The Millions. He lives in New York.

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