“To look worse after a haircut”

June 18, 2013 | 1

Come on, admit it: you wish English speakers had a word for “one who shows up to a funeral for the food.”

is a staff writer for The Millions and an MFA candidate at Johns Hopkins. Prior to coming to Baltimore, he studied literature and worked in IT while living in Dublin, Ireland. You can find him on Twitter at @tdbeckwith.

One comment:

  1. No word, but how about a phrase or two?

    “Grief Snaffler”

    “Lugubrious Luncher”

    “Vittle Vulture” (or “Victual Vulture”

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