"I HAVE A FLOWER. OHO. SUDDENLY WE’RE NOT SO SKEPTICAL, ARE WE?" I know it's 2016 and he's been dead for almost two hundred years now, but these otherwise inexplicable texts from Samuel Coleridge (by way of Mallory Ortberg at The Toast) are hilarious and totally believable. Some earlier hits include texts from Charles Bukowski and Cormac McCarthy.
David Satter's It Was a Long Time Ago and It Never Happened Anyway gets reviewed for The Daily Beast. The book is a "sweeping study of how the former Soviet Union's bloody past continues to poison Russia's present and threatens to strangle the country's future."
"The easiest way to appear to be well-read is to socialize exclusively with uncultured cretins, which simply won’t do, so instead you should subscribe to the New York Review of Books and read it religiously, committing to memory one idea from each piece and praying to achieve a casual air when, at a dinner party, fobbing off this insight as your own." Advice from Slate on how to appear well-read, with some bonus advice on how to actually become well-read, just for good measure.