How was Charlotte Brontë at 8? According to her school reports, she "'[wrote] indifferently' and '[knew] nothing of grammar, geography, history, or accomplishments". Of course, she went on to write Jane Eyre, and as The Guardian points out, many a famous writer received middling reports in school, so maybe there's hope for other "indifferent' writers.
What can we learn from anachronisms? That mistakes are "ultimately unavoidable – the best you can hope for is to keep them to a minimum and noticeable only by a tiny coterie of demanding experts" - and that if those mistakes are big enough, they can eventually turn into "enduring ideological constructs."
Cee Lo Green will be dropping a memoir in 2013, and his press release reads like something that's gone through four different spins in Google translator: "Talk about art imitating life? Enter into the super-natural, the surreal and the extra-ordinary that is [Cee Lo Green.] Do you think this is by chance? CRAZY? FORGET YOU? After reading this book, there will be no doubt that I am meant to be. CEELO GREEN A.K.A ‘everybody's brother’ will make you a believer, not only in me, but also...yourself."
Boris is coming to the big screen. Nina Jacobson, the producer behind The Hunger Games, has acquired the rights to adapt Donna Tartt's The Goldfinch. Whether it will be a film or TV miniseries is still up for question, but if the actors need any help getting into character, check out our essay on identifying with Theo and learn how to tweet like Boris.
"Marx the anti-Communist is an unfamiliar figure; but there were undoubtedly times when he shared the view of the liberals of his day and later, in which communism (assuming anything like it could be achieved) would be detrimental to human progress." Wait, what? The New York Review of Books reviews Karl Marx: A Nineteenth-Century Life.