No need to bake sugar cookies this holiday season. Try Nietzsche's angel food cake recipe instead. "Allow the angel to reach room temperature. Then kill it," Rebecca Coffey writes the recipe for McSweeney's. You can find more literary cooking tips in Coffey's Nietzsche's Angel Food Cake: And Other Recipes for the Intellectually Famished.
Researchers have determined that "winning a prestigious prize in the literary world seems to go hand-in-hand with a particularly sharp reduction in ratings of perceived quality.” So if you’re very sensitive, take some solace in the fact that you haven’t won a major award, I guess.
The ongoing Hachette vs. Amazon feud has writers and publishers up in arms, but according to the Society of Authors there are no heroes in publishing.