Aspiring novelists, take note: when you get a $200,000 advance for one of your books, don’t buy any clothes.
Do you long to go on an adventure, but only so long as the adventure is not in any way uncomfortable or inconvenient? Has a wizard roped you into a quest because one of your ancestors invented golf? If you answer yes to either of these questions, you might be living inside of a J.R.R. Tolkien book.
Attention! The finalists for the 2016 Oddest Book Title of the Year award have been announced -- my personal favorite has to be Reading From Behind: A Cultural History of the Anus. Pair with the ever exciting Bad Sex in Fiction award and you've got yourself your own little literary Oscars party.