The Lorax has been stolen from the Dr. Suess memorial sculpture garden.
Mallory Ortberg of The Toast, whose Ayn Rand-inspired versions of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and You’ve Got Mail we told you about a few months ago, is back it at again. Now Rand (er, I mean, Ortberg) has her sights set on the dubiously libertarian children’s classic If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. If we give you the article, you’ll probably ask us for an essay by Gary Percesepe about meeting Ayn Rand’s editor to go along with it.
Test your knowledge of famous settings and / or fantasize about living in a "secluded picturesque manor with history" or a "palatial long island home" perfect for parties: "Classic Houses in Literature Go on the Imaginary Real Estate Market - a Quiz."
Recommended Reading: Bailey Lewis's short story at Paper Darts "When the South Wind Blows Glass Shatters and Disappears Like Rain." "A young girl’s body hurtles through a stationery store window at top speed."