Allow Me to Bore You with This Fake Novel about Myself

January 21, 2007 | 2

It’s either a sign of the impending apocalypse or an easy out for all those aspiring writers trying get their first book written. A business called “Book by You” lets you…

Enjoy the adventure of starring in your very own personalized novel! You co-author our books by providing the names, features and places to include in your personalized novel. These novels are full-length, 100 to 199-page books that look and feel just like a classic paperback novel.

The fact that this business exists pains me on many levels. (via Sean)

created The Millions and is its publisher. He and his family live in New Jersey.