But Woods’s weight as prep basketball’s premier Internet phenomenon -- and how dominant he looks in his highlights -- might give a false impression of his chances at future success. It's entirely possible Woods is at the height of his fame right now. I went to the Hammond School to see what that kind of uniquely modern sports celebrity felt like in person.

I will now posit a corollary to Godwin’s Law: as a sportswriter’s career progresses, the probability that he will needlessly invoke Nazis approaches 1.

The internet is a sports fan’s utopia, a place where, for once, we can just talk about the game, without all that other crap.