I Do Not Like My Tinder Date

By posted at 12:00 pm on February 25, 2016 0

I didn’t know I wanted a Dr. Seuss-style poem about Tinder until McSweeney’s kindly provided it. You could also consider Horton Hears a Who! as political theater.

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