He Pleaded

By posted at 10:00 am on December 6, 2015 1

“For the love of all things literary, please quit banning words like ‘said’ in your classrooms,” he howled. He demanded. He cackled. He barked. He spat. He bellowed.

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One Response to “He Pleaded”

  1. Ellen Akins
    at 3:05 pm on December 6, 2015

    I took this up a couple years ago:

    Just as long as we aren’t forced to go as far as Elmore Leonard in his unjustly celebrated writing tips: “#3 Never use a verb other than “said” to carry dialogue.”

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