Helpful Elves

Kaulie Lewis Watson May 28, 2015

Fact: 4 percent of books are written by secret government agencies, while a full .5 percent are authored by helpful elves. How do we know? The New Yorker said so.

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Kaulie Lewis Watson is a staff writer for The Millions. She lives in New York and every so often writes things at kaulielewis.wordpress.com.