“To look worse after a haircut”

By posted at 2:00 pm on June 18, 2013 1

Come on, admit it: you wish English speakers had a word for “one who shows up to a funeral for the food.”

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One Response to ““To look worse after a haircut””

  1. Maureen Murphy
    at 2:07 pm on June 18, 2013

    No word, but how about a phrase or two?

    “Grief Snaffler”

    “Lugubrious Luncher”

    “Vittle Vulture” (or “Victual Vulture”

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