Sentenced to Death

By posted at 3:15 pm on August 13, 2012 0

Brace yourself for disgusting, convoluted metaphors and run-on sentences. The winners of the 2012 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the worst opening sentence to an imaginary novel have been announced.

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