Signs of the Apocalypse: Jersey Shore, the Novel

For those who don’t believe in the decline of civilization, new evidence: Snooki has written a novel. Generously, T he Wall Street Journal has read it so you don’t have to.

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Emily Colette Wilkinson is a staff writer for The Millions living in Virginia. She is a winner of the Virginia Quarterly's Young Reviewers Contest and has a doctorate from Stanford. Her writing has appeared in The Washington Times, In Character, VQR, Arts & Letters Daily, and The Daily Dish.