It’s Not Fair

By posted at 8:40 am on October 25, 2009 1

The Critterati pets-in-literary-garb contest ends at midnight tonight!  You can view a gallery of the submissions as they appear, and some of them are phenomenal.  I especially like Humbert Humbert.  I don’t know how these people got their animals to cooperate (drugs, probably).  Big Ed and Nadine, aged six months, made it quite clear that under no circumstances would they be dressed up as Lata and Kabir from A Suitable Boy (what am I supposed to do with this tiny cardboard cricket bat now?)  Henry and June was also a non-starter, but that might have been unkind to do to siblings, anyway.  No one wants to see his sister chew up a garter belt. Evidently I’m not the only one to encounter massive opposition.

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One Response to “It’s Not Fair”

  1. Edan Lepucki
    at 12:20 pm on October 25, 2009

    I tried to get Omar Little to don my silver high heels for Holly Golightly, but he wasn’t having it!

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